Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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