Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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