apparently the secret to your success is patron
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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