It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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