turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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