It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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