It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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