Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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