My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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