I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Randomize
