worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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