covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
