weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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