hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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