As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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