we have officially lost it.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My ATM looks so different sober.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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