as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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