all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I intend to get homeless drunk
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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