I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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