Are we in a gay sports bar?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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