she looked like the before picture.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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