weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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