this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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