Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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