so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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