oh god the rape fog is back!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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