I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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