so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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