dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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