sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Non-Jews are for practice
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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