Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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