Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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