"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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