I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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