You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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