i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
