I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just invented taco cereal.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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