I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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