You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
PANTIES FOUND
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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