new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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