My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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