he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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