I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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