you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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