he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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