piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
