I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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