I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
