NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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