hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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