she was so not down for the gang bang
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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