Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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