If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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