Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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