Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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