Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
